Most people think that space is the final frontier. I beg to differ. I think it goes without saying that women are the final frontier. Less is known about the female mind than is known about space, I can assure you. So, with that in mind, I've decided to help out my male brethren by imparting my vast knowledge of women upon them.

Pay close attention. There is a test afterward...

Everything I Know About Women

Women...

...are not men.

And there you have it. The most comprehensive study of women's hopes, dreams, feelings and signals ever put into the printed word. I hope it helps you out in your quest to achieve total consciousness.

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