KENN'S FAVORITE MOVIE QUOTES

It goes without saying that I'm a huge movie buff. And, like most guys, that means I'm a big fan of movie quotes as well.

Here are some of my all-time favorites....

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"You know, people like blood sausage, too. People are morons." - Phil Connors, Groundhog Day

"You may run like Hayes, but you hit like shit..." - Lou Brown, Major League

"We blew the shit out of that overpriced motherfucker, just like we blow the shit out of ALL high prices!" - Marshall Lucky, Used Cars

"I know you gentlemen have been through a lot, but when you find the time, I'd rather not spend the rest of this winter TIED TO THIS FUCKING COUCH!" " - Garry, John Carpenter's The Thing

"I don't give a fuck about your war...or your President!" - Snake Plissken, Escape From New York

"I ask you to kill Superman...and you're telling me you couldn't even do that one...simple thing... " - Ross Webster, Superman III

"Why don't you call me sometime when you have no class?" - Thornton Mellon, Back To School

"You ain't leading but two things right now: Jack and shit, and Jack left town." - Ash, Army of Darkness

"You a bounty hunter? – Man's got to do something for a livin' these days. – Dyin' ain't much of a livin." - The Bounty Hunter and Josey Wales, The Outlaw Josey Wales

"We have spent 40 million dollars on a live T.V. show and you guys have got an ad with America's favorite old fart...reading a BOOK...in front of a fireplace! Now, I have to kill all of you!" - Frank Cross, Scrooged

"Listen, jerkoff. If you're not part of the solution, you're part of the problem. Now quit being part of the fucking problem and put the other guy back on." - John McClaine, Die Hard

"I think you're all fucked in the head. We're ten hours from the fucking fun park and you want to bail out. Well I'll tell you something. This is no longer a vacation. It's a quest. It's a quest for fun. I'm gonna have fun and you're gonna have fun. We're all gonna have so much fucking fun we'll need plastic surgery to remove our godamn smiles. You'll be whistling 'Zip-A-Dee Doo-Dah' out of you're assholes! Ahh. ha. ha. ha. I gotta be crazy! I'm on a pilgrimage to see a moose. Praise Marty Moose! Holy Shit!" - Clark W. Griswold, Vacation

"This is MY town! If you live to see the dawn, it's because I allow it." - John Herrod, The Quick and the Dead

"Wow! Asymmetrical book stacking! – You're right, Ray. No human being would ever stack books like this." - Ray Stantz and Peter Venkman, Ghostbusters

"You die first, get it? Your friends might get me in a rush, but not before I turn your head into a canoe. You understand me?" - Wyatt Earp, Tombstone

"Have you ever heard of Plato? Aristotle? Socrates? – Yes. – Morons." - Vizzini and Wesley, The Princess Bride

"Well, when an adult male is chasing a female with intent to commit rape, I shoot the bastard. That's my policy. – Intent? How did you establish that? – When a naked man is chasing a woman through an alley with a butcher knife and a hard-on, I figure he isn't out collecting for the Red Cross! - "Dirty" Harry Callaghan and The Mayor, Dirty Harry

"Maybe I'll start my own Dead Pool...and put you on it." - "Dirty" Harry Callaghan, The Dead Pool

"It's Czechoslovakia, it's like going into Wisconsin. – Well, I got the shit kicked out of me in Wisconsin once. Forget it!" - John Winger and Russell Ziskey, Stripes

"Wait! You can't leave! All the plants will die!" - John Winger, Stripes

"Now I'm a real cop, that's a real badge and this is a real fuckin' gun." - Martin Riggs, Lethal Weapon

"Agggghhh... I'm gonna fuckin' kill the both of you..." - Martin Riggs, Lethal Weapon

"My uncle Pete said you was the meanest God damn sonofabitch alive. And that if I ever needed a partner in a killin', that you was the worst one. Uh...meanin' the best. On account'a yer as...as cold as the snow. And you don't have no weak nerve, nor fear." - The Schofield Kid, Unforgiven

"You, sir are a cowardly sonofabitch. You just shot an unarmed man! – Well he shoulda armed himself...if he's gonna decorate his saloon with my friend. - Bill Daggett and Will Munny, Unforgiven

"Ah, Kirk...my old friend. Do you know the Klingon proverb that tells whose revenge is a dish, best served cold? It is very cold...in space." - Khan Noonien Singh, Star Trek II: The Wrath of Khan

"So...what would you say...ya do here? – Well look, I already told you! I deal with the goddamn customers so the engineers don't have to! I have people skills! I am good at dealing with people! Can't you understand that? What the hell is wrong with you people?" - Bob Slydell and Tom Smykowski, Office Space

"What is that? – The Ark of the Covenant. – Are you sure? – Pretty sure." - Dr. Elsa Schneider and Indiana Jones, Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade

"Listen! And understand! That Terminator is out there. It can't be bargained with. It can't be reasoned with. It doesn't feel pity or remorse or fear. And it absolutely will not stop...EVER...until you are dead." - Kyle Reese, The Terminator

"You kids better pray to the god of skinny punks this wind doesn't pick up, cuz if it does I'm gonna sail over there and shove an oar up your ass!" - Tommy, Tommy Boy

"I'm gonna rip your fuckin' spine out, I swear to God." - Jack Traven, Speed

"I'm terribly sorry, Mr. Ace. I'll have the plumbing checked immediately. – See that you do. If I had been drinking from the toilet, I...might have been killed." - Ronald Camp and Ace Ventura, Ace Ventura: Pet Detective

"You don't know what DEATH is." - Dr. Sam Loomis, Halloween II

"These awards...citations...what do they mean? – That's not your desk, Frank." - Lt. Frank Drebin and Capt. Ed Hocken, The Naked Gun

"There's something out there waiting for us. And it ain't no man. We're all gonna die." - Billy, Predator